ASSHOLES SELLING THINGS

armyadarkness

Royal Corn
Reaction score
45,153
Points
24
Location
New Jersey
View attachment 14129

Sir, I have mixed feelings about this. Firstly, I commend your dog!!! My dog does not have opposable thumbs, or enough sense to use needle/thread, glue, duct tape, or whatever your dog did to patch this. I'm amazed.

However, your dog's workmanship sucks. I'll give you $3.50.
I bought a near new Ampeg 8x10 from Guitar Center, for $200 because the previous owner Painted an upside down cross on the front. I paid my guys $20 to recover it and sold it for $650

I think I still have the roll of grill cloth.
 

armyadarkness

Royal Corn
Reaction score
45,153
Points
24
Location
New Jersey
Not sure on used cars but on new, the dealer does have incentive to sell as many as they can with financing. Could be the same for the salesman.
Yes... For the last 40 years, one of the greatest "brags" that a guy could make is that "he went to the dealership and demanded a great price, because he was paying cash".

The dealer makes so much more money with financing, why would they ever want cash? It's not like they could hide the sale of the car... people are idiots
 

armyadarkness

Royal Corn
Reaction score
45,153
Points
24
Location
New Jersey
I went to Stop and Shop the other day for groceries. I couldnt believe that 14 items came out to $275... so I opened my wallet and flashed a big cashroll at the cashier.

She immeditaley serviced my johnson, Simonized my cell phone case, and then called Taylor Swift to load my car for me. AND I told them I wanted the undercoating for fee. Fuck using your debit card.
 

theothersemioldfart

Unicorn Ninja
Reaction score
3,576
Points
93
Facebook regularly tries to sell me fishing gear. I don't know why. I've never searched for fishing gear on FB (and I haven't needed to buy fishing gear anywhere for years).

View attachment 14162
Got friends who talk about fishing on FB? I get community stuff for places hundreds of miles away. Did anyone see the moose last night? Um no because I live five states away!
 

armyadarkness

Royal Corn
Reaction score
45,153
Points
24
Location
New Jersey
Holy fucking shit... wrong thread, but man... 35 years of growing hot peppers. I always assumed that Tobasco would be wimps. I grew a ton this summer, and tried to eat one off the vine a few weeks back. It was illegally hot.

So... now that Ive harvested, them all, I tried to put two in my salad today... these fucking things are violent.

My hot pepper seasoning is going to be a record breaker this year. Yikes these things are INSANE!!! My eye balls are sweating
 
Top