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  • #26169
    Andyman001
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    Beer in the shower is worth 5.

    I’ve done that!

    " I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage

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    #26170
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    and congrats on the new gig

    " I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage

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    #26171
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    Ditto. Can’t say I’ve ever had a beer on the pooper, though.

    Causing trouble in the sctmmc since November 13th, 2018.

    "Punk rock changed our lives." - D. Boon

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    #26172
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    I want a dog I can take mountain biking. So not too big and not too small. Performance sized.

    So the cat was kind of a surprise. We’d been talking about getting a rescue from St. Thomas. They’ve been overrun with strays since the hurricane two summers ago. It’s cheaper to adopt from there, and they get volunteers to bring them back on planes. Plus, wifey and I got married on St. Thomas, so we liked that connection.

    Anyway, last week wifey says they can get us a cat as early as Tuesday (yesterday) arriving on an evening flight. But because of how shitty work is going lately I tell her no how no way. She tells the shelter that we’re going to need another week or two. She doesn’t send the forms or the money.

    Yesterday lunch time, we got a call from “Gayle” that she’s getting on the plane now and will we be able to meet her at Logan Airport at 8pm. I’m sorry, who? What? When?…

    I guess the shelters are so desperate to move these cats that as soon as my wife expressed interest in one, they sent that cat up with the next volunteer coming to Boston.

    About a half hour after the call with Gayle, the shelter called to ask for our forms and payment. We’re awesome people, so we sent both right away with a little something extra for the good cause.

    Tully fits right in, even with our other 13-yr old cat. Ate right away, let us pet her and started purring, and kept me company in the home office half the day. So pretty great score for us. Here’s the welcome sign the kids made for her:

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    Congrats on the cat. She’s pretty. I’m allergic to cats so they love me. For that I hate them.

     

    I could see see you having a blue healer as a cycle mate

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    #26173
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    Here’s my cat. I met her about 3 yrs ago in the woods. She insisted on coming home with me or playing with my jugular. I wasn’t exactly sure which one so I made the call. She wasn’t happy about my arrow placement but she got the point. She’s quite young but unfortunate was too brave/ curious.

    After all the appropriate forms and blah blah were dealt with she finally came home last month. I call her spotty crotch.. cuz she has spots on her crotch.

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    I’ve done beer in the shower, but never on the pooper.  However, I have peed whilst drinking a beer…efficiency at its finest.

    Land around here is back to the prices way last millennium:  round ’bout $10k an acre give or take, for waterfront land with decent building sites.  They’re not quite passing out mortgages like candy, like they were back then, so it’s a little harder to get proper financing and stuff.  And, if you’re buying land around here, that $10k an acre isn’t going to be near major airports at all.

    I’d love to buy a chunk of land, have a surveyor stake out the perimeter, and then put a road or trail type thing so I can buy a fleet of old police-issue Crown Vics and have races!

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    I’m really into handjobs right now, but skating and biking are close runner ups

    That explains your absence, as it obviously hinders your ability to type…

    Sitting here like uninvited company.

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    I just had a double whiskey sour and now I want to go out and get a dog.

    Lol!

    Endorsing scratchy pots, since 2019.

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    I want a big phuc’n dog. Like a mastiff or a husky/wolf hybrid. I just don’t want to clean up its shit.

    I don’t blame you… you have trouble cleaning up after yourself, let alone two.

    Endorsing scratchy pots, since 2019.

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    I want a dog I can take mountain biking. So not too big and not too small. Performance sized.

    So the cat was kind of a surprise. We’d been talking about getting a rescue from St. Thomas. They’ve been overrun with strays since the hurricane two summers ago. It’s cheaper to adopt from there, and they get volunteers to bring them back on planes. Plus, wifey and I got married on St. Thomas, so we liked that connection.

    Anyway, last week wifey says they can get us a cat as early as Tuesday (yesterday) arriving on an evening flight. But because of how shitty work is going lately I tell her no how no way. She tells the shelter that we’re going to need another week or two. She doesn’t send the forms or the money.

    Yesterday lunch time, we got a call from “Gayle” that she’s getting on the plane now and will we be able to meet her at Logan Airport at 8pm. I’m sorry, who? What? When?…

    I guess the shelters are so desperate to move these cats that as soon as my wife expressed interest in one, they sent that cat up with the next volunteer coming to Boston.

    About a half hour after the call with Gayle, the shelter called to ask for our forms and payment. We’re awesome people, so we sent both right away with a little something extra for the good cause.

    Tully fits right in, even with our other 13-yr old cat. Ate right away, let us pet her and started purring, and kept me company in the home office half the day. So pretty great score for us. Here’s the welcome sign the kids made for her:

    WhatsApp-Image-2019-03-19-at-9.01.44-PM<noscript>WhatsApp-Image-2019-03-19-at-9.01.44-PM</noscript>

    Very nice.

    Endorsing scratchy pots, since 2019.

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    #26201
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    I want a big phuc’n dog. Like a mastiff or a husky/wolf hybrid. I just don’t want to clean up its shit.

    Looking to get a Cane Corso as soon when the wife and I get a bigger place.

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    Is his handler handling his reverse boner?

    Endorsing scratchy pots, since 2019.

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    #26202
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    The lady decided she needed a cat, which means shortly “we” will have a cat.

    So, I guess you guys should be introduced. Fellow scroti, this is Ollie. Ollie welcome to the SCTMMC.

    Tully and Ollie are in good company, guaranteed!

     

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    #26203
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    I’ve done that!

    Shower beers are the best!

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    Here’s my cat. I met her about 3 yrs ago in the woods. She insisted on coming home with me or playing with my jugular. I wasn’t exactly sure which one so I made the call. She wasn’t happy about my arrow placement but she got the point. She’s quite young but unfortunate was too brave/ curious.

    After all the appropriate forms and blah blah were dealt with she finally came home last month. I call her spotty crotch.. cuz she has spots on her crotch.

    4F478AA9-B2AD-4943-B1B9-808EA1EEE05A<noscript>4F478AA9-B2AD-4943-B1B9-808EA1EEE05A</noscript>

    4594F448-1835-4425-8F84-8ECE865DB8A2<noscript>4594F448-1835-4425-8F84-8ECE865DB8A2</noscript>

    Man’s gotta do, what a man’s gotta do.

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    #26205
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    That explains your absence, as it obviously hinders your ability to type…

    Hence his omnipotence at talk texting…

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    Here’s my cat. I met her about 3 yrs ago in the woods. She insisted on coming home with me or playing with my jugular. I wasn’t exactly sure which one so I made the call. She wasn’t happy about my arrow placement but she got the point. She’s quite young but unfortunate was too brave/ curious.

    Whoa, scary!

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    #26207
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    Whoa, scary!

    I’d hate to do it, but if it’s me or… it… it gonna half to die.

    Endorsing scratchy pots, since 2019.

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    I want a big phuc’n dog. Like a mastiff or a husky/wolf hybrid. I just don’t want to clean up its shit.

    Looking to get a Cane Corso as soon when the wife and I get a bigger place.

    Image result for cane corso<noscript>Image result for cane corso<noscript>&lt;img src=”https://i1.wp.com/www.madrivercanecorso.com/wp-content/uploads/Jenkins15.5.jpg?w=720&#8243; alt=”Image result for cane corso” /&gt;</noscript></noscript>

    Is his handler handling his reverse boner?

    This is Roober/Ruby aka Ruby tuesday. She is our second mastiff. The bigger the dog the bigger the crap, the smellier the farts, but the biggest lap dog.  36C2964A-2CFC-4015-A348-898557BABBBD
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    I have come to kick ass

    #26213
    Spidey2112
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    I want a big phuc’n dog. Like a mastiff or a husky/wolf hybrid. I just don’t want to clean up its shit.

    Looking to get a Cane Corso as soon when the wife and I get a bigger place.

    Image result for cane corso<noscript>Image result for cane corso<noscript>&lt;img src=”https://i1.wp.com/www.madrivercanecorso.com/wp-content/uploads/Jenkins15.5.jpg?w=720&#8243; alt=”Image result for cane corso” /&gt;</noscript></noscript>

    Is his handler handling his reverse boner?

    This is Roober/Ruby aka Ruby tuesday. She is our second mastiff. The bigger the dog the bigger the crap, the smellier the farts, but the biggest lap dog. 36C2964A-2CFC-4015-A348-898557BABBBD<noscript>36C2964A-2CFC-4015-A348-898557BABBBD</noscript>

    A6529CE1-0713-4DE0-8024-FECAF01B7B49<noscript>A6529CE1-0713-4DE0-8024-FECAF01B7B49</noscript>

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    The third pic is classic… awesome, Ruby!

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    #26219
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    Here’s my cat. I met her about 3 yrs ago in the woods. She insisted on coming home with me or playing with my jugular. I wasn’t exactly sure which one so I made the call. She wasn’t happy about my arrow placement but she got the point. She’s quite young but unfortunate was too brave/ curious.

    Whoa, scary!

    Not the scariest but she could cover 30’ in a single leap. Saw it happen.

    She was only about 70lbs. A friend who lives out further west put down one that was 230ish?!?

     

    Now that is Phuc’n scary.

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