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    LBS-bass
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    Just a minute young man, 54 – 55 in Feb.

    😀

    Y’all are babies!

    Am I the only one here who doesn't have a signature?

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    #157310
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    I may be sick, but I don’t have a tube in my dick anymore!!! 😀 Any yes, I used to secretly laugh at old guys being grateful for some such minor BS. Funny how aging and sickness changes all that. Now get out there and bust some balls, you sissies.

    Geezer!

    Oh, wait.

    Guilty as charged your honor.

    Speaking of which; how old are you guys (and gals). I’m 62 and my dick gets rock hard and my motorcycle is fast as hell (well pretty fast).

    67, and 62 is right about where things really started to get a bit more challenging physically. Pretty hard to fathom how I made it that far before decades of going flat out finally began to catch up.

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    #157311
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    I am 61 and starting to fall apart, right on cue.

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    #157328
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    GOD! You mean it gets worse??!?

     

    😛

    "I reject your reality and substitute my own"

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    #157336
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    GOD! You mean it gets worse??!?

    😛

    It ain’t getting any better.

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    #157394
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    My body is 51, my dick is 83, and my brain is 12.

    First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
    ... Al Capone

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    #157400
    Knuckleduster
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    #157425
    dedpool1052
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    My body is 51, my dick is 83, and my brain is 12.

    I assume that 8 is a typo.

    Sitting here like uninvited company.

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    #157426
    NSYMCE
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    My body is 51, my dick is 83, and my brain is 12.

    I assume that 8 is a typo.

    83mm, I reckon.

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    79625893-D37A-4FC2-819C-73C8F75BFF8D

    The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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    Jim C
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    My body is 51, my dick is 83, and my brain is 12.

    Nice combo

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    My body is 51, my dick is 83, and my brain is 12.

    Have to work on that dick age… My brain is about 14.. Not much better. Pull my finger

    I have come to kick ass

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    My body is 51, my dick is 83, and my brain is 12.

    Have to work on that dick age… My brain is about 14.. Not much better. Pull my finger

    My body iz 57, my dick is 18, my brain is 15-94.

    Causing trouble in the sctmmc since November 13th, 2018.

    "Punk rock changed our lives." - D. Boon

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    #157524
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    Well I don’t have a dick any more than I have a prostate, but other parts are in good working order, I guess.  Brain is about 18, y’all know already that I’m an old lady, otherwise.

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    #157576
    NSYMCE
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    Well I don’t have a dick any more

    Do tell.

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    Jim C
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    “He was a she so hay babe….    No, Not a lady man!

    But I think an actual woman on this site!   And you really should get a dick.  I’ve know many women that said they thought it would be cool to have one.

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    #157602
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    Well I don’t have a dick any more

    Do tell.

    I am deliberately ignoring you.

    1950s-girl-with-fingers-in-ears-eyes-vintage-images

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    NAM
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    “He was a she so hay babe…. No, Not a lady man!

    But I think an actual woman on this site! And you really should get a dick. I’ve know many women that said they thought it would be cool to have one.

    I just have balls the size of church bells. No filter. I’m 51 with a body somewhere between menopause and where I should actually be. An appetite for sex like I should have been a man. And a mental anger of 14-18, where Dick jokes make me laugh uncontrollably. I am also entertained by TikTok for hours.
    i feel like this is a ad on a site.
    hi I’m blonde, 5’7” looking for meaningless conversations and long thrusts in the woods, car or shower.. some emotional attachment is fine but only when you’re plugged in to me. I like to drink, curse like a sailor and just be me.

    I have come to kick ass

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    “He was a she so hay babe…. No, Not a lady man!

    But I think an actual woman on this site! And you really should get a dick. I’ve know many women that said they thought it would be cool to have one.

    I just have balls the size of church bells. No filter. I’m 51 with a body somewhere between menopause and where I should actually be. An appetite for sex like I should have been a man. And a mental anger of 14-18, where Dick jokes make me laugh uncontrollably. I am also entertained by TikTok for hours.

    i feel like this is a ad on a site.

    hi I’m blonde, 5’7” looking for meaningless conversations and long thrusts in the woods, car or shower.. some emotional attachment is fine but only when you’re plugged in to me. I like to drink, curse like a sailor and just be me.

    We really need to get together for drinks. Preferably in the forest.

    First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
    ... Al Capone

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    Jim C
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    “He was a she so hay babe…. No, Not a lady man!

    But I think an actual woman on this site! And you really should get a dick. I’ve know many women that said they thought it would be cool to have one.

    I just have balls the size of church bells. No filter. I’m 51 with a body somewhere between menopause and where I should actually be. An appetite for sex like I should have been a man. And a mental anger of 14-18, where Dick jokes make me laugh uncontrollably. I am also entertained by TikTok for hours.

    i feel like this is a ad on a site.

    hi I’m blonde, 5’7” looking for meaningless conversations and long thrusts in the woods, car or shower.. some emotional attachment is fine but only when you’re plugged in to me. I like to drink, curse like a sailor and just be me.

    I find this crazy hot but am so afraid I will be embarrassed by some dude who has never been able to be honest and loving with a female partner. Or last more than 20 minutes. Dinner, drinks, (I don’t drink) and then hours slowly getting undressed and talking about things that turn you on? I can stay hard for a very long time just talking about a play date.   But you are a robot because woman who can be open and honest don’t exist….

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