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    Jeff Preston
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    Dear Jeff,

    My angry friend from Texas, is prone to violence, and very mad at me. I have it on good authority that he has some dangerous power tools, including an electric router, with a sharpened bit.

    I believe he may be on his way to Jersey, and that he means to do me harm.

    I’ve already hidden all of my craft stock, are there any other precautions that I should take? I was thinking about putting some fine mohogany on the porch, because he seems to particularly enjoy attacking that stuff, and it may buy us enough time to escape.

    Dear Amy,

    It seems the only thing in danger of your angry Texan friend is wood that remotely resembles the shape of a pick guard.

    I think it would be a prudent diversionary tactic to leave some scrap wood on the porch.

    Thanks for your questions and please exercise caution,

    Jeff

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    Dear Jeff,

    What happened?

    Signed,

    Concerned

    The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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    #152407
    Still4strings
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    Causing trouble in the sctmmc since November 13th, 2018.

    "Punk rock changed our lives." - D. Boon

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    #152457
    Jeff Preston
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    Dear Jeff,

    What happened?

    Signed,

    Concerned

    Dear Concerned,

    People stopped axing questions.

    Thanks for your question,

    Jeff

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    #152561
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    Make no mistake, he absolutely asks for it. Always has. He’d loose his mind, if we started picking on someone else.

    Lol it’s like the cover of Umma Gumma with the perpetual image

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    #152564
    metron
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    Dear Jeff,

    Will my vote be counted?

    Regards,

    Registered Voter

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    #152599
    Jeff Preston
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    Dear Jeff,

    Will my vote be counted?

    Regards,

    Registered Voter

    Dear RV,

    Definitely maybe, but possibly not.

    Thanks for your question,

    Jeff

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    #152622
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    Definitely maybe

    Jeff

     

    Dear Jeff,

    Is your last name actually Beck?

    Sincerely,

    Your biggest fan

    Am I the only one here who doesn't have a signature?

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    We cover two of his songs… well, with a guitarist, we do.

    Both are stamina driven, finger marathons… but they sound so good, when it’s rollin’.  Doesn’t have to be fast, either.  I think they sound better slow.

    Endorsing scratchy pots, since 2019.

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    Dear Jeff,

    Why don’t I follow directions?

    Spidey Fwoo

    Endorsing scratchy pots, since 2019.

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    #152633
    Jeff Preston
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    Definitely maybe

    Jeff

    Dear Jeff,

    Is your last name actually Beck?

    Sincerely,

    Your biggest fan

    Dear biggest fan,

    Possibly, but not likely.

    Thanks for your question,

    (Not) Jeff (Beck)

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    Jeff Preston
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    Dear Jeff,

    Why don’t I follow directions?

    Spidey Fwoo

    Dear Fwoo,

    It’s probably due to the Y-chromosome.

    Thanks for your question,

    Jeff

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    Dear Jeff,

    Do you always deliver the solid burn? Because Spidey is sitting there on fire.

    Sir The Coberator

    The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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    Jeff Preston
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    Dear Jeff,

    Do you always deliver the solid burn? Because Spidey is sitting there on fire.

    Sir The Coberator

    Dear STC (not to be confused with STD),

    It is normally not my intention to burn, only to enlighten.

    Thanks for your question,

    Jeff

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    Dear Jeff,

    I’m not sure where I went wrong. I used to be a happy productive person but lately the only time I smile or laugh is when I read the pathetic comments on this board. I’ve never made fun of folks with handicaps, yet here I am. What’s wrong with me?

    Bewildered

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    #153046
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    folks with handicaps,

    Hey!

    I resemble that remark!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    waitaminute……

    Sitting here like uninvited company.

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    #153049
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    Dear Jeff,

    I’m not sure where I went wrong. I used to be a happy productive person but lately the only time I smile or laugh is when I read the pathetic comments on this board. I’ve never made fun of folks with handicaps, yet here I am. What’s wrong with me?

    Bewildered

    Dear Bewildered,

    You’re in good company.

    Thanks for the question,

    Jeff

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