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    Shawn73
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    @shawn73 has been on some fasting diet. He just broke it with a lot of veggies. You might check with him.

     

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    Dear Jeff,

    How many G&L’s is enough?

     

    Sincerely,

    Me in the Mitten

    There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be?
    And the answer is none. None more black. -Nigel Tufnel

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    Dear Jeff,

    I had an unfortunate dalliance with a Mexican Jazz Bass in Tijuana, fueled by so-called tequila. Why does it hurt when I P?

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    ……………………………………………………………………….Amy Nitrate

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    Dear Jeff,

    How many G&L’s is enough?

    Sincerely,

    Me in the Mitten

    Dear Me,

    So far, one is too many for me, so I’m probably the wrong person to ask.

    Thanks for your question,

    Jeff

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    Dear Jeff,

    I had an unfortunate dalliance with a Mexican Jazz Bass in Tijuana, fueled by so-called tequila. Why does it hurt when I P?

    ………………………………………………………………doggie snuggles,

    ……………………………………………………………………….Amy Nitrate

    Dear Amy Nitrate,

    Although dalliances with Mexican Jazz basses are not discouraged, I do question how you traveled to Tijuana.
    I’m not a doctor, but I suggest penicillin and quarantine.

    Thanks for your question and good luck!

    Jeff

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    Dear Jeff,

    I had an unfortunate dalliance with a Mexican Jazz Bass in Tijuana, fueled by so-called tequila. Why does it hurt when I P?

    ………………………………………………………………doggie snuggles,

    ……………………………………………………………………….Amy Nitrate

    Dear Amy Nitrate,

    Although dalliances with Mexican Jazz basses are not discouraged, I do question how you traveled to Tijuana.

    I’m a flying monkey with a friend at the FAA, no worries.

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    #150759
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    Dear Jeff,

    Why am I always the whipping boy around here?

    Dear @fcleff69,

    Some of us just ask for it.

    Thanks for your question,

    Jeff

    Make no mistake, he absolutely asks for it. Always has. He’d loose his mind, if we started picking on someone else.

    Can’t go posting pictures of your damn Leave it to Beaver pickguard, and expect no one to say anything.

    First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
    ... Al Capone

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    #150773
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    This thread has a lot of potential

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    #150774
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    Make no mistake, he absolutely asks for it. Always has. He’d loose his mind, if we started picking on someone else.

    There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be?
    And the answer is none. None more black. -Nigel Tufnel

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    Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

    First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
    ... Al Capone

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    Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

    “The SCTMMC – Giving Thorough Cobbings Since 2018”

    Sitting here like uninvited company.

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    Dear Jeff,

    Would it be okay for me to make fun of Timmy5? I feel like I should stand up to the bullying but it goes against my gentle, passive nature.
    Signed,

    Sad Grown Man

    The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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    This thread has a lot of potential

    Yeah, to turn into the main thread.

    The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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    Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

    Woah, was that a compliment?!?!

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    Would it be okay for me to make fun of Timmy5? I feel like I should stand up to the bullying but it goes against my gentle, passive nature.

    Signed,

    Sad Grown Man

    Dear SGM,

    I’ve heard it said that you should do unto others before they do unto you. Wait, that’s not what I meant..

    I’ve heard it said that when someone smacks our butt cheek, you should turn the other one to them. Wait, that’s not it, either.

    Oh well, yeah give it back to him like he gives it to you!

    Thanks for your question,

    Jeff

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    #150846
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    Thanks, Jeff.
    Hey! Timmy5! You fucking dago!!

    The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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    Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

    Woah, was that a compliment?!?!

    You see Jeff? It’s all part of his master plan.

    First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
    ... Al Capone

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    Dear Jeff,

    My angry friend from Texas, is prone to violence, and very mad at me. I have it on good authority that he has some dangerous power tools, including an electric router, with a sharpened bit.

    I believe he may be on his way to Jersey, and that he means to do me harm.

    I’ve already hidden all of my craft stock, are there any other precautions that I should take? I was thinking about putting some fine mohogany on the porch, because he seems to particularly enjoy attacking that stuff, and it may buy us enough time to escape.

    First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
    ... Al Capone

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    #150927
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    I’ve heard it said that when someone smacks our butt cheek, you should turn the other one to them.

    lol

    First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
    ... Al Capone

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    #150936
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    Hey! Timmy5! You fucking dago!!

    Holy shit you fucking killed her dude Blank Template - Imgflip

    There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be?
    And the answer is none. None more black. -Nigel Tufnel

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