Dear Jeff: Good Answers to Bad Questions

[Shawn73]

Jeff Preston wrote:

@shawn73 has been on some fasting diet. He just broke it with a lot of veggies. You might check with him.

 

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[Mktrat]

Dear Jeff,

How many G&L’s is enough?

 

Sincerely,

Me in the Mitten

There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be?
And the answer is none. None more black. -Nigel Tufnel

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[NSYMCE]

Dear Jeff,

I had an unfortunate dalliance with a Mexican Jazz Bass in Tijuana, fueled by so-called tequila. Why does it hurt when I P?

………………………………………………………………doggie snuggles,

……………………………………………………………………….Amy Nitrate

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[Jeff Preston]

Mktrat wrote:

Dear Jeff,

How many G&L’s is enough?

Sincerely,

Me in the Mitten

Dear Me,

So far, one is too many for me, so I’m probably the wrong person to ask.

Thanks for your question,

Jeff

JP
G&L USA JB, FrankenJazzuar, Hartke 210 Combo, Darkglass B7K Ultra, Boss GT-1B, EBS Fuzzmo, Mod Tone Deep Dive Octave Plus.

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[Jeff Preston]

NSYMCE wrote:

Dear Jeff,

I had an unfortunate dalliance with a Mexican Jazz Bass in Tijuana, fueled by so-called tequila. Why does it hurt when I P?

………………………………………………………………doggie snuggles,

……………………………………………………………………….Amy Nitrate

Dear Amy Nitrate,

Although dalliances with Mexican Jazz basses are not discouraged, I do question how you traveled to Tijuana.
I’m not a doctor, but I suggest penicillin and quarantine.

Thanks for your question and good luck!

Jeff

JP
G&L USA JB, FrankenJazzuar, Hartke 210 Combo, Darkglass B7K Ultra, Boss GT-1B, EBS Fuzzmo, Mod Tone Deep Dive Octave Plus.

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[NSYMCE]

Jeff Preston wrote:

NSYMCE wrote:

Dear Jeff,

I had an unfortunate dalliance with a Mexican Jazz Bass in Tijuana, fueled by so-called tequila. Why does it hurt when I P?

………………………………………………………………doggie snuggles,

……………………………………………………………………….Amy Nitrate

Dear Amy Nitrate,

Although dalliances with Mexican Jazz basses are not discouraged, I do question how you traveled to Tijuana.

I’m a flying monkey with a friend at the FAA, no worries.

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[Armyadarkness]

Jeff Preston wrote:

fcleff69 wrote:

Dear Jeff,

Why am I always the whipping boy around here?

Dear @fcleff69,

Some of us just ask for it.

Thanks for your question,

Jeff

Make no mistake, he absolutely asks for it. Always has. He’d loose his mind, if we started picking on someone else.

Can’t go posting pictures of your damn Leave it to Beaver pickguard, and expect no one to say anything.

First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
... Al Capone

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[metron]

This thread has a lot of potential

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[Mktrat]

Armyadarkness wrote:

Make no mistake, he absolutely asks for it. Always has. He’d loose his mind, if we started picking on someone else.

There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be?
And the answer is none. None more black. -Nigel Tufnel

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[Armyadarkness]

Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
... Al Capone

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[dedpool1052]

Armyadarkness wrote:

Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

“The SCTMMC – Giving Thorough Cobbings Since 2018”

Sitting here like uninvited company.

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Andyman001

[fcleff69]

Dear Jeff,

Would it be okay for me to make fun of Timmy5? I feel like I should stand up to the bullying but it goes against my gentle, passive nature.
Signed,

Sad Grown Man

The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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[fcleff69]

metron wrote:

This thread has a lot of potential

Yeah, to turn into the main thread.

The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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[Jeff Preston]

Armyadarkness wrote:

Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

Woah, was that a compliment?!?!

JP
G&L USA JB, FrankenJazzuar, Hartke 210 Combo, Darkglass B7K Ultra, Boss GT-1B, EBS Fuzzmo, Mod Tone Deep Dive Octave Plus.

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[Jeff Preston]

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fcleff69 wrote:

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Would it be okay for me to make fun of Timmy5? I feel like I should stand up to the bullying but it goes against my gentle, passive nature.

Signed,

Sad Grown Man

Dear SGM,

I’ve heard it said that you should do unto others before they do unto you. Wait, that’s not what I meant..

I’ve heard it said that when someone smacks our butt cheek, you should turn the other one to them. Wait, that’s not it, either.

Oh well, yeah give it back to him like he gives it to you!

Thanks for your question,

Jeff

JP
G&L USA JB, FrankenJazzuar, Hartke 210 Combo, Darkglass B7K Ultra, Boss GT-1B, EBS Fuzzmo, Mod Tone Deep Dive Octave Plus.

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[fcleff69]

Thanks, Jeff.
Hey! Timmy5! You fucking dago!!

The Coberator. My other car is a Rocinante.

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[Armyadarkness]

Jeff Preston wrote:

Armyadarkness wrote:

Good looking piece of corn, for a good looking bass player.

Woah, was that a compliment?!?!

You see Jeff? It’s all part of his master plan.

First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
... Al Capone

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[Armyadarkness]

Dear Jeff,

My angry friend from Texas, is prone to violence, and very mad at me. I have it on good authority that he has some dangerous power tools, including an electric router, with a sharpened bit.

I believe he may be on his way to Jersey, and that he means to do me harm.

I’ve already hidden all of my craft stock, are there any other precautions that I should take? I was thinking about putting some fine mohogany on the porch, because he seems to particularly enjoy attacking that stuff, and it may buy us enough time to escape.

First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
... Al Capone

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[Armyadarkness]

Jeff Preston wrote:

I’ve heard it said that when someone smacks our butt cheek, you should turn the other one to them.

lol

First, whack the driver, then, off the passengers. I want everyone in the car whacked off.
... Al Capone

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[Mktrat]

fcleff69 wrote:

Hey! Timmy5! You fucking dago!!

There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be?
And the answer is none. None more black. -Nigel Tufnel

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