Get a rope.
Here, we can get the new sheriff in town to help:
Hippies who have been doing CSAs and farmer’s markets for a few years, and just bought out the local Seventh Day Adventists’ little vegan store. Other side of the river from me, but still only about five minutes away. And no, I didn’t choose that flavor, it’s just what they happened to have in stock when my wife went to pick up our Interweb order the other day.