But what if I identify as a robot?

[theothersemioldfart]

I think I just failed the captcha because it said "click on the squares with a motorcycle" and I refuse to click on the ones with a step through frame and automatic transmission. That's a scooter.

I've even seen guys ride their scooters with the legs out to the side, pretending its a motorcycle

 

[bonin in the boneyard]

I've even seen guys ride hef's mom with their legs out to the side, pretending she's a motorcycle

Haven't we all.

 

[ponchonlefty]

its funny,even the manliest of men want something big and rumbling between their legs. maybe if they put a more intimidating horn on the scooters. that little beep don't scare anything.

 

[Jeff Preston]

This is what I wake to every morning before Captcha:
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Same