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My safeword is "Meatloaf."
Because I'd do anything for love.
But I won't do that.
Because I'd do anything for love.
But I won't do that.
Amy's Corny Jokes that Are Okay to Tell Your Kids
- Thread starter armyadarkness
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Wifey tossed all our bills in the incinerator.
Call her Bernadette.
Call her Bernadette.
It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers for weeks after Thanksgiving.
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey
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Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree 
Harder, Christmas tree.
ponchonlefty
Royal Corn
pine me,pine me.
Harder, Christmas tree.
- Reaction score
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- 263
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
They're Inca Hoots.
They're Inca Hoots.
Pilgrim
Corn Star
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- Reaction score
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Wifey said to me, "Damn, dude, are you a bean bag chair? Because I'm never going to get off."
Andyman
Royal Repurposer
ficelles
Unicorn Ninja
This one is definitely not okay to tell your kids. If anyone needs a translation from the original Cornish let me know 
ponchonlefty
Royal Corn
i like this guy. thanks for posting it. thought i seen most comics.This one is definitely not okay to tell your kids. If anyone needs a translation from the original Cornish let me know
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What's the best part about having a hooker die on you?
The second hour is free.
The second hour is free.
ponchonlefty
Royal Corn
nope,read the fine print.
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You gotta pay extra for that freaky kink.
ponchonlefty
Royal Corn
i know right. they charge extra for mowing the grass while i watch. nothing sexier than a woman on a lawnmower.
well maybe a man washing dishes. so im told.
Andyman
Royal Repurposer
