ponchonlefty
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TFIFIK.
Amy's Corny Jokes that Are Okay to Tell Your Kids
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ponchonlefty
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now you know why the phone is sticky.
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When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children.
Just like it says on the bottle.
Just like it says on the bottle.
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Hey girl are you the British economy?
'Cause I've got a plan to give you a weak pound.
'Cause I've got a plan to give you a weak pound.
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Thigh-high Crocks.
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Hahaha, of course.
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She call me Apple the way I be in cider.
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If you turn over a canoe you can wear it as a hat.
Because it's cap sized.
Because it's cap sized.
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Call my bae sneeze because her gazoon tight.
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Call me a taxidermist the way I'm 'bout to stuff this beaver.
ponchonlefty
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalottapuss
A lickalottapuss
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She said she was tired of me crossdressing, so I packed her things and left.
armyadarkness
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I remember the first time I heard that joke! My mom was churning butter and my dad was putting steam in the car.
armyadarkness
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When I first moved here, my neighbor caught me stealing her husbands things off the clothesline. I nearly shit his pants.
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"churning butter". I guess you could call it that!