Amy's Corny Jokes that Are Okay to Tell Your Kids

[armyadarkness]

anyone who laughed at bonins last four jokes, please send me your address so that I can drive to your house and smack you

 

[4strings]

that one was actually painful

So you're saying it didn't land well?

 

[ponchonlefty]

high speed dirt.

 

[bonin in the boneyard]

anyone who laughed at bonins last four jokes, please send me your address so that I can drive to your house and smack you

I was laughing when I posted them. I'll pick us up some beer!

 

[Pilgrim]

Just heard this from my brother...

What's a Yeti's favorite ice cream flavor?

Answer: Buttersquatch.

 

[ponchonlefty]

Just heard this from my brother...

What's a Yeti's favorite ice cream flavor?

Answer: Buttersquatch.

reminds me of the laffy taffy jokes as a kid.

 

[bonin in the boneyard]

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[ponchonlefty]

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and balls.

 

[fcleff69]

Part such you mama!

 

[bonin in the boneyard]

I went to a blind prostitute. She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever felt.

I told her she's pulling my leg.

 

[bonin in the boneyard]

Took a wrong turn on the way home tonight and wifey accused me of having no sense of direction.

I don't have to take this crap. I packed my shit and right.

 

[ponchonlefty]

Took a wrong turn on the way home tonight and wifey accused me of having no sense of direction.

I don't have to take this crap. I packed my shit and right.

into the wall.

 

[bonin in the boneyard]

Got into a fight with an erection today.

But I beat it single-handed.

 

[Pilgrim]

Remember Tom Swifties?

"Let's go down the stairs," said the Warden to the prisoner condescendingly.

 

[bonin in the boneyard]

Four lesbians sit at a bar and brag about how big they are.

The first says, "I'm so big, my girlfriend can fit her whole hand inside me."

The second giggles and says, "I'm so big, my girlfriend can fit her whole FOOT inside me."

The third cracks up and says, "Well I'm so big that my girlfriend can fit her whole HEAD inside of me."

The fourth one laughs so hard she slides down her stool.

 

[fcleff69]

Part such you mama!

This was such an underrated joke.

 

[Pilgrim]

OK, another Tom Swifty:

"I'll never pet another lion in my life," said Tom off-handedly.

 

[4strings]

 

[ituobrey]

 

[ponchonlefty]

did you know, if the steering wheel pops off and you ask the passenger to hand you the visegrip pliers from the glovebox, they jump out of the car.