soulman
Royal Corn
And.......Number 101
Amy's 100 Legitimate Reasons to Avoid Tequila
- Thread starter armyadarkness
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Why do you shave your underarms?
armyadarkness
Royal Corn
I love Tequila, obviously... It just hits me different than bourbon, which is my go-to. I can drink bourbon all night. Tequila... I can only drink so much before I turn into Pancho Villa, riding around naked with a BB gun, shooting people in the nuts.
dedpool1052
Royal Corn
You'll put an eye out like that!
armyadarkness
Royal Corn
I definitely shot out several brown eyes. Got to be where my band mates wouldnt get out of their cars, until the BB gun was locked up.
dedpool1052
Royal Corn
Still, to this day, have never seen that movie.
Jared
Royal Corn
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Me either. May be the only Steve Martin movie I can say that about.
armyadarkness
Royal Corn
It's one of the top 5 greatest movies of all time. Even funnier than Spaceballs.
ficelles
Unicorn Ninja
I'm not a Steve Martin fan, but Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was brilliant. Mostly Rachel Ward brilliant, but also Carl Reiner brilliant.
armyadarkness
Royal Corn
Ah... The perhaps you could be my Reinemachefrau?
armyadarkness
Royal Corn
If you liked that, then the Man With Two Brains, is also a must see... As well as "Under the Rainbow", which is one of the worlds most underrated Chevy Chase movies, of all time.
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I'm a huge Steve Martin fan but have to confess that if he was trying to be funny in anything he did after My Blue Heaven / L.A. Story, I'm not smart enough to get it.
theothersemioldfart
Seasonal Corn
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In jr high I had a shop teacher who insisted we call him "Brother Mac". One day a student was being picky selecting lumber for the birdhouse we all know will either be tossed next year or adored by your mom until you're embarrassed about it regardless of the quality of materials.
He rejected several pieces of stock. When questioned, he said "That board has a crack in it".
Brother Mac roared "Son you was BAAAWN with a crack in you and yo mamma and daddy didn't throw you back!"
armyadarkness
Royal Corn
I was born that way. Why? Do you have hair there?